Being violently ill is a worthwhile pastime. It's usually a much quicker alternative to the 24 hour flu or the seasonal cold. And it sure as heck beats the HIV. Some things that one can do to make things a little more pleasant:
1. Drink fun and spunky colored sports drinks. The electrolytes will help you recover, and the colors will make your spew into a natural work of art.
2. Make sure you are on an elevator, public transportation, at school, or in the office. Watching someone
else be violently sick makes one feel so much better about their mediocre lives. Your co-workers will love you for it.
3. Wash your mouth out with beer. True recovery is recovery that is acceptance: Acceptance that it
will happen again, so you might as well be drunk when it happens.
4. Roll with the punches. No one likes a whiner.