As if "AC-130 Spectre gunship" doesn't sound evil enough, doesn't sound like a giant death sausage hanging in the air... waiting... just waiting for the first step you make outside of your triple-plated 100ft. thick concrete bunker so you can take a piss... Well, now the giant sausage will be waiting, hovering in anticipation, with a
giant laser.. Able to play all your britney spears albums from a distance of 6 miles overhead. Oh, and it can fry you to a crisp too.