I need to take a mammoth shit. It's sizely enough that I can feel it poking and proding at various spots within my innards as if it did in fact have large ivory tusks. It's wooly fur makes my bum itch.
The mammoth deuce had mexican for dinner and now it's huffing and puffing and trying to blow my back door down, if you get my drift.. time to dangle, old gal.