A quick bit about the word "dink" today, folks. Don't use it. It's weak and sour and rolls off the tongue like a sausage in a thresher. It smells of low-brow pseudoswearing and it's *not* at all becoming. Note that dictionary.com has nothing to
say about dink as a derogatory term in the way that people oft use it these days. If you really want to go that route, just use '
dick'. It's much more clear and it doesn't sound nearly as whiskey tango. As Zappa said, "That's right. You asked for it. Remember there's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over."