and she said.. "how you interpret the dream is probably more important than the dream itself"

FDA Approves new 'Wellness' drug

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Food and Drug Administration announced Wednesday that it has approved a new drug Pride. The drug, dubbed a 'Wellness' drug, has been in the works for some time and has finally found it's way into pill form. It works as a conceit-repressor and can even help with anger management. Studies have shown it can even reduce unnecessary asshole dilation - a common cause of a condition called 'Bastarditis' that millions suffer from every year - by as much as 45% in test cases. "Pride is proving difficult to swallow in drug trials," says a research who wished to remain nameless, "But we're working very hard to come up with a better way to intake the drug." Various suggestions have included a patch and a chest-rub but it remains most effective when ingested orally. "Putting it on your chest as a rub is alright. You can see it and you know it's there, so it acts as a sort of placebo." But progress is slow, "You really need to swallow it for it to be of any benefit right now. Although some people have been successful taking it right up the ass." No plans for a pride suppository are currently in the works.