BritCoal: so I am thin and waif like.. did i tell yah?
d000dguy: i thought you said you were fat
BritCoal: well
BritCoal: relatively speaking, I am thin
BritCoal: but speaking relative to something else, I am fat
BritCoal: see?
d000dguy: right
BritCoal: that's the wonder of relative speaking
BritCoal: you can't _really_ be wrong
d000dguy: yes i suppose it is