Steps to Becoming a Complete Loser
1. Go to the bar by yourself. This does not mean go for a beer after work while you read the paper, nor does it mean stopping in on your way by to see who is playing tonight.. This means really going out, like on a Friday night. Stroll down to the bar.. drink multiple beers.. look like a complete fucking loser sitting in a bar by yourself.. oogle the women.. look despondent.
2. Go to a movie by yourself. A matinee is sort of a weak cope out here but we'll allow it. To truly master this category go to the evening showing on a friday or saturday.. preferably opening night.
3. Sit at home and smoke a bowl by yourself. Yes, that's right. You've traveled so far down the spiral that you have nothing betterto do than sit at home on the couch and stare at the ceiling.. knowing in the back of your mind that you are a complete loooooser.
4. Eat at a restuarant by yourself. Fast food doesn't count. We're talking sit down full course meal. No shish, no pizza, no fries to
go... and it doesn't count if you're on a business trip.
..give me time.. I'm working on it.
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the guys: philogynist jaime tony - the gals:raymi raspil
