i don't know where the junior bacon cheeseburger is ninety-nine smackers, but that seems a little steep for a cow patty, even if it IS served with pig and fermented cow milk. maybe you should try a nice vegie dog. they serve the most righteous grilled cheese at in&out, i don't even notice the absence of meat like product. for me it's really all about the ketchup, anyway.
here's a song that i wrote about the grilled cheese. it should be sung to the tune of twinkle, twinkle.
grilled cheese, grilled cheese, chese that's grilled,
how i love my stomach filled.
on the tray you steam so hot
putrid meat you contain not.
grilled cheese, grilled at in and out.
now i won't develop gout.
righ on. holopts all the way, man.