Think of one of those nasty e-Cards. You know, the kind where you get a message in your inbox that says "So and so sent you an electronic greeting card. Go here to claim it. If the link doesn't work go here instead and type in this obnoxiously long line of numbers:1293047190479012801942397239042039842039840802". Now think of one of these cards tailored for thanksgiving where a little turkey in the corner awaits your click to start the animation. Now, thinking of this little turkey wiggling as if impaled on a stick every time you mouse over it. Now think of this turkey wiggling, and gobbling in a high pitched squeal every time you mouse over it. Now, imagine through the wonders of flash animation that if you are really really fast you can mouse over the turkey to illicit multiple high pitched gobbles played simultaneously, almost as if in a round.. like the little turkey is singing row row row your boat.. but in turkese. Now imagine your hand spazing out and shaking the mouse over and over the turkey as if in epileptic seizure while the turkey squeals in delight, gobbling and chirping as if hundreds and hundreds of turkeys were right here on your desktop, shitting all over the place and molting feathers in your coffee.
Now if that didn't make you smile, I had my wisdom teeth out last week and didn't eat a single thing for 5 days.
Happy Thanksgiving everyone.
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