Maintaining the Status Quo here...
What's up fellow webnauts? Fellow webizens... A short list of do's and do not's for your reading pleasure.
Don't let Alex get under your skin.. cause when you do he has won!
Do quote old email text in your reponses.. cause it's just more helpful. I don't care if it's lacking in etiquette.
Don't live with others unless you are prepared to have issues over dirty dishes.
Do invest in the stock market. All this whining and crying is a bunch of bullshit and you all have a chance to be dirty filthy rich someday.
Don't spend lavishly on a spinster or a miser - they won't know how to appreciate it anyway.
Do spend time looking at that dead bug on the windsill before you toss it. It has something to tell you.
Don't throw lightening from your finger tips when your co-workers irritate you. It's apt to cause a fire and you'll be liable.
Do spend an excessive amount of time on something. Otherwise, what's the point?
Don't get so goddamn worked up already, it's old and tired.
Do give a shit, but make sure it's in a toilet or a republican's eye.
Don't dis the Boss
Do superglue a pile of feathers to your ex's rearview mirrors. That's just funny. Get pictures.
Don't really take it too seriously, though, it's old and tired.
Do express yourself.
Don't express yourself until you've impressed yourself (not that it takes much)
That's all for now folks.
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