Questions for the Week ( you must choose one or the other - you can't pass ):
1. If you were a bir would you be an ostrich or a turkey?
2. If you were gaseous effluence, would you be a nasty italian garlic burp or a seeping baked bean flatulant?
3. If you were a bum would you steal from old ladies or children?
4. If you hated me would you tell me and break down my self-esteem or sabotage my life?
5. If you were a C-List Celebrity you'd be Danny Bonaduce or Cato Calin?
6. Ace of Base or New Kids?
7. Bowel incontinence or bladder control problems?
8. If you were a TV star you would rather be Osama or Saddam?
9. Your friends describe you as a jerk or an asshole?
10. Would you rather a Dirty Sanchez or a Cleveland Steamer?