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From my trusty old OneSuite.com account I can see exactly how much I've called my old pal aschwa5

Date & Time	Call From	Call To	Rate	Minutes	Total
2/21/2003 22:17	207874XXXX	805637XXXX	0.029	6	0.174
2/27/2003 21:07	207874XXXX	805637XXXX	0.029	6	0.174
2/28/2003 22:12	207874XXXX	805637XXXX	0.029	6	0.174
3/07/2003 22:44	207874XXXX	805637XXXX	0.029	7	0.203

I can see the number of minutes and amount of money I've spent on him and when I've tried to contact him. I can see that in two weeks I've spent close to 75 cents on his ass. I was gonna comment on how happy I was that he was able to drag his sorry ass to a computer inbetween his gruelling schedule of fuckromps with his 34 year old grad student... but in retrospect, I'm probably paying too much for the service anyway. Two posts? Two posts for 75 cents? If I got paid 37 cents for every post. If people thought that was worth their while... and they all pooled together their assets, took out a mortgage, and auctioned their grammy's false teeth.. all the readers of this blog (yes, you two..) would barely have to spend 18 cents a piece per post. Hell, throw in a few more readers and before you know it you're talking 8, 5, even 2 cents a post. **2 cents**. You could give *YOUR* two cents for *my* two cents.

Plus.. were his two posts below *reeeallly* worth 75 cents? Come on John Q. Public. Raise your voice in protest - for my sake. It's not like I'm asking you to sign a U.N. email petition to stop the war in Iraq.