Sam, is in fact, not on the trail. He thought he could convince us all with his rambling emails and talk of "the trail" and sore feet.. but he isn't fooling anyone. Okay, you're right. He had me fooled for a long time... until I ran into him. The stinking bastard was, in fact, at the anti-war protest outside the Oscars last night. He was ordering sushi on his cellphone and raising his board to the roof.
Impeach Bush! He yelled...
And a few California Rolls too, please. Yeah, he's looking a little clean cut - all shaved and his chops primped up just right.. but I know it's him. He ain't fooling this doggy. He thinks he can hind but it ain't gonna work... Not if he keeps wearing a mesh hat like
this.