2003 Datespeak Dialect | English |
"I met them at a coffee shop in the Old Port - they were reading Tolstoy" | "I met them online at hotornot.com - they put Toy Story as a keyword" |
"He drives a Porsche" | "He lied to me and said he drives a Porche" |
"Sorry.. your sister just isn't my type" | "Goddamn she was ugly!" |
"I was thinking about trying internet dating" | "I'm desperate" |
"I met my wife over the online!" | "She came in a UPS box from Russia" |