hello all!!!!
Uhh. hi?
so sorry to send a mass email.
No you aren't.
i always hate getting them
Yes, don't we all. Thanks for thinking of me.
but at the same time, i understand that everyone is busy.
No... in fact I'm not busy at all. I'm sitting here reading a fucking mass email so *clearly* I have nothing important to be doing.
korean kids are sooooooooo cute!
That doesn't change the fact that this is a mass email you insensitive clod.
so i am sure that you are wondering what is up with the subject line
No, I wasn't. People always use the subject line as a marketing tool. A trick. Let's say something weird and off the wall so that *maybe* people will be tricked into actually reading my mass email. You didn't get this one past me... I just have nothing else at all to do at all but read mass emails.. at all.
i do admit it is a little odd.
Odd that I'm still reading your stupid mass email after the first paragraph? I agree.
anyway, i am sure i have put many of you to sleep by now, so i will end this email, but i would love to hear from all of you
Well.. here yah go. We all got together... sorta co-op like.. and wrote you a letter. What's better than sending a mass email? Getting one.
No go fuck yourself.
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