i thought i might try to get off caffeine too... along with this no soda - no alcohol thing. two giant cups a day to cut out of the diet along with the occasional breakfast sugar and cream ritual. only in the diner's though because i don't make the java in the home. that's for dad and mom's that get up early and make pancakes for their kids before school...
who does that?
i know i can't do it...
gotta have my vices though, so i drink at work. cup after cup.
yeah, you gotta take it slow
Mark Twain once said to a dying old lady in the hospital:
"Well... do you curse?"
"Nope," she said
"Well... do you drink? Smoke?"
"Nope"
"How about gambling?"
"Nope"
"Well then," he said, "I'm afraid I can't help you... you're like a sinking ship with no cargo to throw overboard!"
mark twain is good
mark was/is probably the best american writer to date
in my very very humble-pie opinion