It's really a mini mullet and only because I am lazy which we've covered before and I haven't nailed a friend down and forced the clippers into their hands because godforbid i pay $20 for a haircut in this town I've never seen such a price inflation for a product or service over such a short distance as the nearly double price of a
hair stylin down here versus up the river at home which is less than 60 miles away but godforbid you can get a cut and the barber will give you a 50 cent piece from your ten and you can go home happy and with a 50 cent piece in your pocket yah cause I don't think there ain't nothin happier than walkin down the street lookin at everyone else draggin their sorry asses around and you lookin and thinking shit yah i got 50 cent in my pocket and these suckers they got none they don't got shit no 50 cent in theirs and i do and thats all.