The University called for me today.
"Hullo, this is Nasim from McGill University" the message said.
I called her back, wondering the whole while what they could possibly want from me after two years.
"Hi Michael.. I am doing an audit here and I was just going over your application.."
Uhh.. okay honey, but I applied in **1996**.. You're a little late.
"And I see here that you marked down that you're American.. but you paid Canadian Tuition rates while you were here"
Yah.. well.. if you remember.. (perhaps you don't, it was **1997**) I brought in proof of Canadian citizenship mid way through my first semester.
"Can you possibly just send me a photocopy of your Canadian citizenship card?"
Yah, sure honey. I'll do that.
HA.. even if I wasn't Canadian.. do you suppose they thought they were going to collect on my ass?.. TWO years later?.. HA