Outdoor parties are the shit.
Rum spiked watermellon is the shit, as is jello shots and homebrew cerveza.
As are kegs.
and ping pong.
Went to bed around 6 am on a dreary Sunday morning and I didn't get out of bed till around 6 pm on that same dreary Sunday. Sometimes you can't sleep your problems away but you can usually sleep a hangover away. That's the good thing about a hangover - it's the problem you know will go away.
I don't know about you but I feel a little safer knowing there are problems out there that are solvable by simply climbing into the sack and ignoring them.
This woman issue, however, is not one of them.