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This-or-That Tuesday:

Michael considered fate at 18:09   |   Permalink   |   Post a Comment

1) DVD or VHS?
DVD sucks cock. I mean, sure it's great and all.. but why, really? SVHS did the trick and even when your fucking dog chewed up UHF22 we could still watch it cause we spliced the tape back together. VHS can get shittier and shittier and still be playable - albeit in a shitty quality. Gotta be something in that, no?

3) Meat: rare or well-done?
Rarer than not.

4) High Speed Internet-Cable or DSL?
Free broadband from the neighbour.. whichever s/he happens to have, I guess..

5) Women: 1-piece bathing suit or Bikini?
Depends... reeeallly depends.

6) To be fair--Men: Boxers or briefs?
boxers, dude.. boxers.

7) Beer or Liquor/Wine?
Both.. makes the puke that much better coloured.

8) Coke or Mountain Dew?
Fucking Do the Dew, you pansy.

9) In honor of my 10/18/03 nuptials: Morning or Afternoon/Night Wedding?
Afternoon/Night. That's the dumbest question I've ever heard.

10) Carpet or Hardwood Floors
Hardwood.

11) American cars or foreign?
Foreign.

13) Coffee: Caffeinated or Decaf?
Caffeinated.