You know those big juice containers you can get at Costco or Sam's Club? Those big family sized ones that are clear-plastic with a big wide-mouth cap on the top and even the plastic handle that comes off from the opening?
There is one of those in the company bathroom right now. It's just the right size and even has the plastic handle just like they normally do. The liquid inside is sort of a golden color - like apple juice - and looks mighty inviting.
Only it's Pine Sol.
I really want to sneak it into the company fridge.
Somehow I don't think most people would get the joke, though.