There are some people in this world who are just miserable people. These people can get depressed or anxious or grumpy or bitter and I'm not so worried about it.. until they bring it.
Nothing worse than outsourcing your bitterness and bringing it down on everyone else. Or, more specifically, someone specific...
Yet people looovveee to bring down the house. They love to make everyone else around them feel as horrible and shitty as they do because, well, they're small people.
Small people suck.
Small minded. Small attitudes. Small tiny teeny weeny thought processes.
And forever unaware of anything but their own misery and how they can blanket the earth with their bitter bitter attitudes to make everything better.. or at least make everyone just as bad off.
Come on people. Go get a beagle or something. Beagle's love to be mopey. Take it out on them. We've got enough of our own problems to have to worry about you coming and bittering the situation till it's almost unbearable.
Can't we all just get along?
Ha. I'm not that optimistic. I'm no pacifist and I'm no hippy, either. I mean, I'm from Maine which makes me a heck of a lot more like a hippy than most people simply by association, but I've got secret republican fiscal tendancies bubbling just below the surface. I like capitalism because it's a natural system and natural systems have a way of working themselves out - cycles or not - so all you whining traders out there: calm down, the market is on it's way back. You can't exactly take it on the chin like 'ol Uncle Sam did on 9/11 and expect to not get knocked down. Doesn't mean you won't be getting back up though, so chill out.. take a breather... Wait till the nice man in the uniform counts to 6 or 7 and then get up. Brush yourself.. Stay on your toes this time.
See, that's the problem. People don't stay on their toes and then - *bam* - they get knocked on their ass and spend all their time crying and wondering why it happened instead of picking themselves up and carrying on.
No wonder everyone TKOs.
And a TKO, folks, isn't a true knock-out. A TKO is tantamount to a problem presenting itself and a solution being ignored. A TKO is someone choosing not to solve their own issues. A TKO is giving up.
So unless you're right out flattened.. unless you're truly down for the count... don't come whining to me when you're record is 0-10 and you're manager is thinking of dropping you. Don't whine to me when it's too late..
You shoulda stopped being bitter just a little bit sooner.
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