Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
Now, I understand the technicalities here. I understand that stumbling, in the middle of the night, into a dark bathroom only to find yourself firmly wedged inside a toilet bowl, bum cheeks dipping into the chumwaters - well that ain't the most fun a girls ever had.
But, along the same vein, stumbling into a dark bathroom in the middle of the night only to urinate all over the seat of the toilet, only to have to clean it up, that's no cake and ice cream either.
That's all I'm saying.
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