Tony ponied up yet more solid advice on dating today. He wraps it up by telling us that when you take a girl out
for gods sake dont be yourself. be someone taller.
And you know he probably has a point there. What is it with women and tall men? What is the evolutionary advantage in height they're programmed to respect?
Is it because tall men can get at the fruit in the trees?
I'm not sure but I know I'm not tall so it's all moot anyway.
And I'm not going to wear lifts in my shoes, either, so don't even go there.
The funny thing is that the shorter a girl gets, the more insistent she becomes about having a tall man. Some 5'10" gal is so used to towering over dudes in junior high (cause she spurted way before them anyway) that she is pretty secure with dating anyone she wants - even Shorty Mcshortster. Heck, she'd probably be happy with a midget if he made enough money.
Short girl, on the other hand, she has lived her whole life in the shadows of others. Daddy towered over her when she was young and her first boyfriend in high school at 5'8" even seemed big. Even the salesman down at Kia towered over her when she signed for her Sephia, so damn - she wants a hunk a hunk a towering love. 5'4" girl like that, she needs a six footer, easy. 5'2" Chick like that, damn, they want a giant.
fuck the giants.
Andre was tall and look where it got him. Good'n'dead.
Thing is, when was the last time you even saw an old tall guy? Sure, people shrink.. but if you're seven feet tall you're not going to shrink down to five.. and I just don't see any tall old dudes at all. Cause they're all good'n'dead.
We have ladders to pick fruit from trees now, anyway.
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