A few of my friends insist that The Manitou was a good movie. If you've never heard of it, there is a reason for that.
A good synopsis would go something like this:
A woman in San Francisco grows a tumor on her neck that eventually turns into a 400-year-old Indian witch doctor. The doctor proceeds to wreak havoc. Boobies are shown, as are weird time portal type things with lots of effects - made special by how awful they suck.
But apparently action figures were made!