I'm not one to
hate on dentists, necessarily, but after a 16 hour workday and five hours of sleep it's a bit tedious.
don't they know we hate the idle chit chat as much as they do?
when are they gonna have robot-hygienists? i mean, with those masks they wear hygienists look a little anonymous anyway so it's sorta easy to ignore them but you'd feel even better about it if they were a machine.
Heck, why robot hygienists? Why not a machine in subway stations and malls? It could be like an instant-photo booth except it has a disposable and sterile protrusion that you bite down on and it
cleans, brushes, flosses, and waxes your teeth in thirty seconds for the fresh clean feeling!
And where is my flying cars, damnit? I've been seeing that dumb skycar in the
news lately, again, despite it appearing in Popular Science over 10 years ago (not sure if that was the first time). Look at this damn thing:
And that picture is from a
1990 Popular Science. 1990! Looks more like 1950, sheesh. So if it was around 14 years ago why aren't I flying it today? Huh? HUH? Fuckers. It's almost as bad as those
ecycle hybrid motorcycle jerks who promised "to introduce [the hybrid 219cc gas/8kW electric motor, 80mph top speed, 0-60 in six seconds, 180mpg!!] motorcycle to beta testers in 2003." yet they haven't updated their website since at least 2002. Beta testers? What is this, software? At the mentioned $5,500 price tag I've been ready to snap one of these up for a long time - and that coming from a guy who swears never to buy a new-off-the-lot vehicle in his life!