This post @ the
Lick Blog (the only thing that *is* updated on that sight semi-regularly, it would seem) is chock full of good stuff so you should go read it yourself, although I will provide a few excerpts for you here:
..avoid vegetarians, as they are all pussies, and will probably cry a lot in the future.
and:
Sure, you'll get rejected, but it's no big deal if you stay drunk enough... Also, never feel insecure, because boys who don't want to make out with you are gay, regardless of any real reasons they might have.