Must.... stop...... headache.
must not drink so much beer. must not race 230 pound fucker at his bachelor party. must be more "responsible". must take a breather sometime this month. must get some reasonable sleep, eat well, and do some excercise. must stop pounding in my brain.
must struggle with coffee and swallow it down. must struggle to finish this post so that I may continue to drink the coffee. must go to the bathroom to expel liquids from one or two or three orifices.
must recover soon
or
might kill myself