Hooray for me.
I also bought my lab a few of those ergonomic typing things, so that they would be more comfortable. I hope that you have those, asshole. They're amazingly comfortable, and make all the difference in the world in comfort, and even in typing speed. Damn. It's true; I can type about twice as fast with this thing!
Toper.
Dipso.
Fucking foul mouth Sloot!
Why so much Gas, bowels? FACK! Just get out of there! Damn it. My smoking experience will be no fun if I'm writhing in pain because of my plugged up colon.
Better sort this shit out.