> Okay okay, so I've been slacking a little bit. [read: I've been jerking it slightly more than usual].
Friday had some hot chicks [read: easy sloots] come over and make me dinner just cause they wanted to [read: wanted to get out of street]. Called me up on the phone early and said please please puhlease can we come over? and I sighed and said okay and then they made tacos [read: got nekkid]. I love tacos [read: I got them good and ready by munching their tacos]. In the aftermath of dinner [read: post-coital exhaustion, magnum wrappers littered everywhere] we threw on a movie [read: barely legal XVII] and I worked on some digital photos [read: took snatch shots while they weren't looking].
Saturday morning I had to go shopping to outfit my room [read: we had busted the mattress the night before] and so of course this girl I know [a St. Catherine sloot] was all excited to help since it involved shopping and all [read: she calls me "Big Pimp" if I buy her a new thong]. I layed the groundrules first [read: I tole the bitch wat was UP]: no more than 10 minutes in one store, preferrably 5 [read: we do it in every store, but they've got to be quickies], no more than 2 minutes discussion about which direction to head next [read: "Baby, baby, please. Shut your hole."], no more than 1.5 hrs total for the whole ordeal [read: Big Pimp has other fish to fry]. She agreed, with a pout [read: a quick BJ] . . .
Guess what I just heard on the radio?
I'm on a Mexican, woah - oh, radio.
First time I ever heard it. It was pretty damn exciting.
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