Right now I'd like a few small things. Nothing spectacular. Just a few specific items.
#1 - A 20 pound cat, or at least a damn big one. They're funny, and tend to have more personality than 5 times the poundage of dog. Don't get me wrong, I'm a dog person all the way, but a cat one as well. All of this earth's fine creatures have their day. I won't slight one on the off chance I'm in the rain on their particular day in the sun.
#2 - A name like Danny Ocean, or at least a unique physical feature to make me a) memorable, b) impressive, and c) alluring. Like maybe a giant axe scar on my face or a giant mohawk the size of my 20 pound cat or a ninja body guard who I would stand in for as his stunt-double for the really hard stuff.
#3 - My very own countdown clock to the 235 year anniversary of the invention of the styrofoam packing peanut, located somewhere like the town I was born or where I grew up, preferrably at the library or right outside city hall. Labelled "Michael's 235 year anniversary of the invention of the styrofoam packing peanut countdown clock". I figure a thing like that would put things into perspective.
#4 - A tiny wireless earbud for cheating on a Series 7 license so that I could sell junk bonds to my friends.
#5 - Happiness, health, sanity, peace on earth, good will towards men, and a bowl of ice cream.
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