Reading in the library (bathroom) today; U.S. News & World Report. Enter fullpage Viagra ad:
Studies show Viagra can improve sexual relationship satisfaction.
Question: is lack of sexual relationship satisfaction a
medical problem? Is there a pill I can take to
send my loserness into remission?
Furthermore:
The most common side effects of Viagra are headache (not right now honey, I have a..), facial flushing (are you taking viagra?! gosh, that's embarassing), and upset stomach (yuck, not with you, you make me sick!). Less common .. being sensitive to light (honey, don't look at me, I'm hideous! turn off the light!).
Special surprise fun fact:
Viagra does not protect you or your partner from getting sexually transmitted diseases.
Who knew?