Today, I'm not happy about:
1) the fact that blogger can't get it together and actually tell me how many posts I have written, how many words I have written, how goddamned awesome I am.
2) What I ate today: nothing.
3) My throbbing foot. Pulsing, even. Feeling like it will fall off shortly.
4)
The fact that I am too stupid to visit a doctor.5) I still have no pictures.
6) "My wallets gone! My wallets gone!"
7) This Karl Rove asshole.
8) My inability or refusal to launder my pants.
9) The limited information I get from my website hit counter. Who the hell ARE you people?
10) Artichokes.