Tony is talking about
blog ads today and it got me wondering. A little voice inside my head said
do it, do it but the normal, manly, deep voice of reason said
what the fuck are you talking about, are you stupid?. Not only do I get no hits whatsoever but the ones I do, I'm not so sure I could sell those suckers anything.. I can barely get them to stay long enough to comment.
So I did a little quick research. Tony gets about 60,000 hits a month. Six Tee Thou Sands. That's a muckload of hits for an unemployeed ex-stoner washup who has a hard time leaving the house except to go to pf changs or bang anna k. So what the fuck? Well, whatever it is I don't got it so my measly 600 hits a month isn't going to be shaking any tables in the blog ad world. It'd be like a midget trying to tilt a pinball machine.
Tony just got a payment from blog ads for the amount of $420. The same amount of time, presumably, would have net me $4.20. Granted, four twenty is prehaps a bit more serendipidous of a number than four
hundred and twenty, but it's not going to be paying any of the bills I have, that's for sure.
The one upside of all of this? I guess if I had 60,000 hits a month, 2,000 hits a day, 80 hits an hour, which is over a hit a minute, then I'd probably be slightly more freaked out about the sorts of things I'd post on here.
Not that I got anything to hide.
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