hey jerg-off, nobody likes parquet
or parkay or whatever you might like to call it to maybe make it sound better than it is: it's cheap knock-off wood flooring and it's annoying as fuck and when you try and tell me that it's
nice wood flooring I'm littterally forcing my tongue up against the back of my teeth so hard that blood is spurting out between the cracks, I'm so angry with your insenstive forced-smile advertising campaign of destructive tendancies that I'm trying to
hide this fact from you instead of exploding right there in front of you because you're so insidious as to not warrant
knowing that your insidious.
and there is lousy water pressure too.