Evolutionary theorist Oliver Curry thinks ye old species is gonna go off and
split itself in two because of over-dependence on technology:
[Curry] of the London School of Economics expects a genetic upper class and a dim-witted underclass to emerge..
.. The descendants of the genetic upper class would be tall, slim, healthy, attractive, intelligent, and creative and a far cry from the "underclass" humans who would have evolved into dim-witted, ugly, squat goblin-like creatures.
I don't know about you but as far as I am concerned beer will save us all. To this day tall, slim, healthy, attractive (sometimes intelligent) men go off and bone squat goblin-like creatures all because of our favourite techno-gadget, the beer goggles. Plus, I even made out with a tall (6'2"!!) thin amazon woman once because of beer and I'm a height-challenged 5'8".
Hypothesis: beer is the ultimate genetic pool blender.
It gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "let's go to the company mixer on friday".
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