Admittedly, Sarah Silverman makes me giggle like a school girl.
From an
Onion A.V. Club interview:
Q: My girlfriend confessed recently to wanting to spread peanut butter in my armpit and lick it out. Being "normal," I'm totally grossed out at the prospect, but I'm really into this girl. But this thing of hers sorta really freaks me out. I should probably be writing to Dan Savage, but you're my girlfriend's fave. If you were me, what would you do?
Sarah Silverman: I would tell her that you just read Glamour magazine, and they said that balls are the new armpit. Then take it from there.
Q: Does size matter?
SS: Not at ALL. Only for sex. And sexual relationships.