Not very resourceful, this Malay woman. You'd think she'd pick up at least some Thai after 25 years in bloody Chiang Mai?
Get on a bus, get lost for 25 years. Beg for a living, get arrested, live in a homeless shelter, and get confused for a mute. Reunite with your family at the age of 76! Sounds like a blast. I wonder if Club Med offers something like this. Sign me up.