Somewhere in the thousands of years that we humans have been practicing physics and astrological science, I am sure, someone has beat me to the best snarky tshirt slogan ever, for the science nerd in you:
Nothing MattersI've debated a subscript of the "The National Association of Blackhole Enthusiasts" variety but that might be a bit too obvious and, as the ladies who reject me like to say, "trying too hard."