While I've discussed
giant squid before, I'm linking
this bit on giant squid sex mostly because of the author's use of the phrase "firehose-pressure blasts of sperm":
But having such a big penis does have one drawback: it seems that co-ordinating eight legs, two feeding tentacles and a huge penis, whilst fending off an irate female, is a bit too much to ask, and one of the two males stranded on the Spanish coast had accidentally injected himself with sperm packages in the legs and body.